1. The guests at your party turned thier chairs around to face the neighbors display.
2. It started at 9:15 and was over at 9:20.
3. The only “ooo” was in disgust, and the only “ahh” was when they realized you were a pyro-loser.
4. You hit grandma with a bottle rocket… twice…
5. You kept saying “Wait, this next one will be huge”.
6. Some grease dripping into the barbeque grill put on a better show.
7. The punk was one of the more expensive items in your bag.
8. 3 Fountains and a handful of snap pop’s all at once was the Grand Finale.